Thursday, October 9, 2008

Since We've Solved All Our Other Problems....

We can finally deal with pressing issues that have been on the back burner, such as the Canadian Menace.


Montana’s U.S. Senators Max Baucus and Jon Tester today announced that Montana and 11 Montana counties will receive $8.2 million to help address critical homeland security needs.

Last year, Congress directed the Department of Homeland Security to allow northern border counties to apply for funding through Operation Stonegarden. The program was previously only for security on America’s southern border.

And as we enter the last weeks of the presidential campaign, people are finally taking notice of the most critical differences between the two tickets--such as how they pronounce the names of Asian countries.

As one reader of National Review fumed, "No one in flyover country says Pockistan. It's annoying."

I wish I could be equally confident that no one in the Pentagon said newkular.

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