Wouldn't It Be Cheaper Just to Keep Them on Leashes?

...or even just take roll the old-fashioned way?

But that would be so low-tech....Instead, the Head Start Program in Richmond, CA has used federal stimulus money to put RFID chips (the sort usually used by ranchers to keep track of cattle) in jerseys worn by participating preschoolers.

Head Start administrators are shocked that some people have a problem with this.