News Roundup

Foreigners visiting the U.S. need to remember one important rule: brown people shouldn't talk to each in public (it makes the natives get weird).

Our government may add to the $1.6 billion dollars it has already given Mexico to fight drug cartels--because everyone knows if there's anything that can stamp out drug trafficking, it's money.

I know I've ranted about Sharon Angle's nuttiness and her bizarre role as Harry Reid's political savior. But a certain nobody might stage an even more unlikely political comeback.

Unemployment is up. And Time tries to explain why that's a good thing, proving in the process that the economic statistics talking heads throw around have little relation to reality (but you already knew that, didn't you?).