I recently submitted something to McSweeney's "Lists." I got a very complimentary rejection note this morning. Complimentary, but still a rejection. So I thought I would post my submission here:
Franchises Founded by Film Studies Majors
In the Olive Garden of the Fitzi-Continis
Dollar Tree of Wooden Clogs
Victoria's Secret of Roan Inish
Urban Cowboy Outfitters
American Beauty Apparel
Caribou Coffee and Cigarettes
Panda Midnight Express
My Left Foot Locker
Bath & Body Heat
1 comment:
You are a clever, clever man!
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