Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Oh, Well.....

I recently submitted something to McSweeney's "Lists." I got a very complimentary rejection note this morning. Complimentary, but still a rejection. So I thought I would post my submission here:

Franchises Founded by Film Studies Majors

In the Olive Garden of the Fitzi-Continis
Dollar Tree of Wooden Clogs
Victoria's Secret of Roan Inish
Urban Cowboy Outfitters
American Beauty Apparel
Caribou Coffee and Cigarettes
Panda Midnight Express
My Left Foot Locker
Bath & Body Heat

1 comment:

3goodrats said...

You are a clever, clever man!

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