Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Rejoice, American Public!

Today Congress passed a bill reining in some of the more heinous abuses of the credit card industry. Arbitrary interest rate raises will soon be a thing of the past.

And as a bonus, we'll all soon be able to carry guns at national parks.

Finally, I'll feel safe at Plimouth Plantation. Wave a blunderbuss at me, will you, Goodman Frothingham?

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