A Chinese restaurant in Providence is suing an Indian restaurant for selling rice.
Greek Cypriots and UN soldiers are in an asparagus standoff.
If you live in New York and are partial to monkey flesh, you better start hoarding it now.
If you work in Customs at Dulles Airport and realize there won't be any food in the house when you get home, don't worry: you can get plenty of groceries (or at least meat) from travelers. Ditto for hard liquor. And porn.
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